Wednesday, February 13, 2013

The merry ol' holes.



There was a hole, a big ol' hole in a busy road in town.  Around this hole, a thriving tourist industry could'a been.

There could'a been a fishing pond with people ketching fish, frying 'n' selling with thick slabs o' soft, hot plait bread, and enamel mugs with steaming tea that look just like the water in the hole.  Better yet, people could'a sell ice-cold sof' drinks in plastic bottles. Thirst quenched, tourists could'a learn how to pelt empty plastic bottles into the hole.  Aaah boy, there could'a been vendors o' newspapers and honey-roasted peanuts, and sellers of pink, green and butter-yellow mosquito nets.

But in these here parts, somebody's always tryin' to keep the small man down. 

A jealous saboteur cover up the hole.

For a while, all was tame.

Then two new little holes pop up.

A few weeks gone I pass them in we ol' car, and I swear to you, Dear Readers, they was giggling tee hee hee.  Like they know something we-the-citizens don't know.  I try to listen to what they was snickering about, but they scoot away from me.

As I go along me way, I notice quite a few merry ol' holes all around town. 

Seems there's a hole-y revolution going on or something, I mutter to meself. 

Nosy parker that I am, every time I drive by now, I try to hear what them holes is plotting. 

But all they do is laugh and shake and skitter off.

Aw well, I console meself,  life is a journey and along the way, you gon encounter a whole lot o' holes. Some you gon understand, but some o' them is so deep, you gon think they's discussing philosophy in Argle Bargle, and you gon never know what...

11 comments:

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

GG you're as crazy as ever. Thanks for dropping by, you made me hang my head in shame for not checking in here for so long. It's all Facebook and Twitter these days, that's all anyone's got time for .... has the flood water gone down yet?

zooms said...

Hahahaha! Love this GG, when we had a vehicle T used to tell me 'choose one' when I used to drive into one of them, then it became 'choose all' as there was no avoiding them! Must be a hole revo!

Vest said...

Yes you are correct of course girlie. I too like many others have fallen and been pushed in holes full of shite and survived. There is always another around the next corner , so 'Watch out'.

John Greenwood said...

You are mad!! xx

Davoh said...

Um, me guess dat one uv dem holes equals "multinationals" but hey ...me dumb local ....

Kim Ayres said...

Maybe you need some new shock-absorbers on your car - ones that will translate what the holes are snickering about :)

Guyana-Gyal said...

Davoh, me dumb local too, me believe it's a conspiracy.

JohnG, I await the day you say to me, You are sane :-D

Vest, I'm keeping a sharp eye out for all dem who love to push others into holes.

Zooms, while dodging dem potholes, sing out lout, Nazareth's Holy Roller.

Daphne, I'd should check out your Twitter page, I bet you write some of the most droll one-liners there.





Pat said...

I wonder why we call them pot- holes?

Guyana-Gyal said...

Pat, maybe because, when people fall in, they boil with anger.

I hope you're well. Do take care of you x x

Dan Flynn said...

G,

Here's a sweet song about a hole in the road from the 1960's. I don't think much has changed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGk4AKOwJbc

cadiz12 said...

those holes perplex me. like how they show up outta nowhere.