There me is, sitting on me settee, doin' me favourite thing, watching tee vee after slaving in de garden, when the ad pop up.
Flash flash flash.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ohmegosh, I nearly fly off the settee, it was only me big lunch that hold me down. What Santa been doing? Flashing where? And now he want what?
Name of department store is at the top o' the ad, and they's lookin' for a Santa.