THICK
CHARCOAL-DARK
BITTER
CARBON...
...FRESHLY BREWED
IN SEVERELY NOISY NEIGHBOUR GENERATOR, PASTED-UP NEAR WE FENCE, OUTSIDE ME BEDROOM.
ALSO AVAILABLE...
POWER-CUTS, STEAMY, STILL FRESH FROM THIS MORNING AND ALMOST EVERY DAY LAST WEEK, FOR HOURS.
Get half price if you share your recipes of what you gon do with carbon and powercuts.
To place orders, call 592 - 2 - I AM HOLDING MY BREATH.
Monday, September 29, 2008
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ROLFLMAO! Sorry GG, but it's the way you put it!
gross! is there any escape?
cuhdear!
But don't you all want to BUY some? I'll even throw in FREE a bad-for-the-environment plastic bottle, just plucked from a murky gutter!
lol. we gettin blackout every nite for hours. rasstofari!
Ooh, a chink of darkness in this tropically sunny blog ;)
GG, I've been reading about those generators ever since I started reading you. Hang in there, sister.
boy that don't sound good at all... no thank you. Wish you all the best with that there merchandise
You mean you don't want to buy any, Ruthibelle? Think of all the things you can do with them.
Stephen, as far back as 2005 I think, one blogger from India, Anoop, even suggested that I pour sugar down the funnel of the Mighty G next door.
Yes Shrimpy...dark, very dark ;-(
Bakannal, I have an idea! We can go into business, you and I, we can sell flavoured powercuts. Carbon-flavoured. Curry-flavoured. You can handle the ham-flavoured ones, if you don't mind.
Oh poor you. It might not be so bad if the generator owner shared some power with you.
Ah yes, I know this so well, after Ivan ,our neighbour started up their generator at 4 in the afternoon till 6 in the morning, every night, the whole house shake and my brain rattled, for 5 months. She did give us ice though so we couldn't complain. We ask her to move it and it's true, they did. They put it inside a galvanise shed, ha ha ha....
sorry for you, ear plugs and mask spring to mind but I think I would go with the sugar.
Ah know ah lil out of order here, but I just read your "unspectacularness" post and I have to tell yuh...wow!...music to my eyes!
My mother used to make carbon for breakfast - she called it toast.
:-)
Compress the carbon into briquettes and use them to grill the power-cuts
seasoned with a little sea salt and fresh ground pepper,yum!
Ohhh dear I thought those power cut days were OVER!
These tropical paradises are not all they're cracked up to be.
What to do? Leave a footprint?
Just kidding:)
UGH My sympathies. My uncle just phoned by mobile/cellphone from South Africa to say he can't get email because someone's stolen the telephone cables in his area.
*beats head against wall*
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