Thursday, June 05, 2008

Big Boss Man.

Big Boss Man, staff and security man been going to a community far from the city, across one river, out to sea, then down another river.

When I say river, I ain’t mean them li’l narrow ribbons that wind softly through green fields. I mean giant, brown South American water that stretch so wide, in some parts not even binoculars on one bank can help you see the other side.

The mode of transportation was a launch, but not any and every rusty affair that you see all over the place with peeling paint and wood seat that corn you bahind and roof that draw more heat than cool you down. Even though this was in them days when hardships was more regular than rocks, Big Boss was a Man with great wealth at he disposal, so you know he ain’t going nowhere without he comforts. Cushions, food, drinks been on hand for he.

Staff too pack they food. The place they going to was far, they wouldn’t get back home ‘til way after night fall. And like I say, this happen in the Seventies when hardship was more frequent than rocks. Shortages make it very necessary that, when you going long distances, you must walk with your own food, as we would say. Walk with enough to last you the whole day, plus.

Lunchtime make everybody belly rumble. They pull out whatever they wife or mother or gyal-friend pack for them.

Young security man open he ole-fashion tin food-carrier, one like what them rice farmers used to fetch they lunch with into the fields. The carrier got different sections for different food. Security man open the two containers of he carrier. The food smelling hat an’ nice…hot and tasty. He take a piece from first pan, dip it into second pan.


Before he could say Bismillah like Mulims do before they take they first bite, Big Boss Man say, “What do you have there, boy?”

The young security man say, “Chicken curry and roti.”

“How many do you have?” Big Boss man ask.

“Four roti, Sir.”

“Who cooked for you?”

“My wife, Sir.”

“Give it to me. Here, you eat this.”


Big Boss Man eat out…finish off…them four roti and all the curry chicken there and then.

Mr. Abdool tell we this story the night he take my mother to the airport, and I went along too.


My mother ask, “And what he give the young man to eat?”

“Fry rice,” Mr. Abdool say.

When my mother hear this she blow a hot puff. “But eh-ehhhh! Look at that man, eh? He nah care if the young man want to eat fry rice or not. He nah care if it got haram meat or not.” Haram meat is forbidden meat; it is meat that is not kosher (as the Jews would say). Not good, not blessed, the blood not drain-out properly.

“That is how that man did stay,” Mr. Abdool say. That is how that man was. “If I tell you more what I hear about that man, you gon cry.”

Yesterday morning, reading the papers, for no reason at all I remember the story of Big Boss Man. “Aiye, mummy, imagine what can happen to poor li’l countries that have role models and leaders like Big Boss Man.”

My mother stop reading she paper, stare into the distance. “Mm-hm,” she say and continue to read.

I stare back at me paper, trying to make head and tail of what I reading. The president of Guyana accuse the EU of bullying them African, Caribbean and Pacific countries into making some agreement or the other. I fling down the paper and leave the living-room to sweep the house, some things are just too hard to understand, especially in the pre-rain, sticky heat.

33 comments:

Amanda, Houston, Texas said...

I remember well those days when relatives in the Corentyne "stopped by" our home in Subryanville, on their way to the airport, so that they could break their fast. In other words, there weren't a lot of restaurants that served breakfast at that time. Oh! And when flights came in late, they would "stop by" our home again, interrupt children's sleep patterns, and then head to Berbice just before the sun rose. Ahhh...the good old days. After reading your post I don't understand why they didn't "walk with their own food."

Caroline said...

I thought almost all countries have leaders like that... its what happens when you have career politicians as well as dictators.

Larry & Jan Myers said...

I LOVE your blog! Thank you so much!

Guyana-Gyal said...

Hello Larry and Jan, welcome, welcome and thank YOU too!

And Caro, you should see what damage they do...hm...I'm thinking of Burma now.

Amanda, it was the opposite for country folks...town people descending on them and they would cook two chicken, rice, roti, dhal, 'buss' open some cokenuts, and they would insist that visitors eat. I have a feeling that's what influenced their behaviour with the city families.

CG said...

Did you suck you teeth when you chucked the news paper? Leaders... who need those power hungry rascals.

PI said...

If there is any justice in the world people like Big Boss Man get their just desserts and I don't mean cakes and honey!

Shari said...

Wow! What a story. Just discovered
your blog.
Thanks so much.

Krimo said...

Fried rice!!! Gimme more!
I saw a few of these Big Bosses a couple of weeks ago back in Algeria. They all look the same, don't they?
Fat, moustache, dark glasses and most of the time an army uniform...
Well told, Gigi.

Linda Atkins said...

I have no idea what precisely it means to sit on something that corns you bahind, but I get it EXACTLY and will make every effort to avoid this situation. Your writing really makes me chuckle. It is delightful.

sablonneuse said...

Unfortunately too many selfish 'Bossmen' are in positions of power and they couldn't care less about the rest of humankind. The big problem is that there doesn't seem to be anything anyone can do about it.

Guyana-Gyal said...

Thanks Linda [trouble with only words, you can't see me grinning!] Imagine a hard wooden seat and you're sitting for ages :-D

Krimo, yes, that's how they all look, they must all patronise the same fashion house for dictators or something. Aiyee, after reading your Algeria post, you make me want to go there too.

Hello Shari, welcome, and thank youuu for visiting!

Pat, I only wish. Oooh now I want cake and honey. With tea mmmm, did you read Krimo's post on Algeria? And the posts on Marrakesh? siiiigh.

CG, yes, how did you know? One long suck teeth, the closed-mouth, tight-lipped kind.

Guyana-Gyal said...

Sab, that really is the problem. We can't do anything about it.

I think I'll go drink some tea and have honey with raisin buns.

john.g. said...

Sounds like Mugabe!

BTW, could do with your advice over at mine!

Guyana-Gyal said...

john. g. YES. He does, he really does sound like Mugabe.

Anonymous said...

Too bad the security guard did not have enough time to put some caster oil in the curry and roti,and then gave it to Boss Man [Wat ah scraven dag he is]....mopsy

Guyana-Gyal said...

HAHAHAHAHA, Mopsy, what a nice idea.

Hayden said...

big bosses are the same world over. little bosses like that too, only worse. want to pull their hair out.

Mr. Nighttime said...

If there is any one consistent to human history, it is that the strong will always prey on the weak. It is the thing that still links us to our animal nature, whether we like to admit it or not. Big Boss and security boy are like the lion and the hyena. The hyena often gets left with the scraps that the lion doesn't want......

Olivia said...

When Mum first went to London and saw the River Thames she said, "That's not a river, that's a ditch!"

Guyana-Gyal said...

Olivia, the first time I discovered that rivers can be small was when I saw the Thames. Small rivers can be great fun too, I have a friend in one of the Caribbean islands, he used to live on a hillside, and at the bottom of his garden was a small river. Imagine, a river in your garden! With huge rocks in the shade that you can sit on.

Mr. Nighttime...

Hayden...

soon after I read your comment I saw this on tv: http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/apr/18/tesco.medialaw

[still haven't figured out how to do links in the comment box...sigh]

Mr. Nighttime said...

GG-If you liked that Tesco story, you're gonna love this:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/25/walmart.insurance.battle/

marc lane said...

A plague on all Bossmen. I love roti and curry. Had it been me one of us would've been swimming.

marc lane said...

Please forgive my poor manners. You have a lovely blog.

Jean-Jacques said...

“Mm-hm” (I agree with your mom)
One-upmanship I think is the word - many people having been born "with a competition" in their hearts -
one of our human flaws.

There are (many) exceptions tho, thankfully!
J.J.

PS: Now you got me in the mood for Chicken curry and roti

Guyana-Gyal said...

Jean-Jacques, one-upmanship, power...they all want it.

Hello Marc Lane, welcome, and please forgive MY bad manners for not saying thank you earlier.

Walmart at it again, Mr. Nighttime?

hyndm said...

Love your political insights!!z I wonder though if your literary flow is constrained by exposition? I don't mean to exclude anyone, just a thought.

Guyana-Gyal said...

Hello Hyndm, there are some things I cannot say [on the blog] for fear of...well, in a not so safe place like this, it's better to not say much...is this what you meant by 'exposition'?

hyndm said...

sorry...i get that point, totally agree. no i meant the expanding on local terms for non-locals. i mean, why should they not work a little to understand?

Guyana-Gyal said...

Hyndm, perhaps some locals / Guyanese overseas believe I'm supposed to be 'representing' my culture. Which is not reeeeally so. Most times I write to find a way for myself, exploring here, to find a way to live in peace / harmony with where I am.

Here's why I try to let readers understand the local dialect rather than let them 'work' to understand:

I love my readers dearly. I want to lead them gently into my part of the world, and I want them get my point, and quickly. A blog is in competition with THOUSANDS, millions, of blogs worldwide, readers are reading fast, sometimes just zipping through...you want to grab a person's attention, and hold it. [Learnt this from working in the media...let's say, I'm media oriented in my training as a writer].

Besides, this style might sound easy to read to me and you and others, but to a non-local, this style may be tough enough to understand, why make it harder?

I'd like to think that what I write transcends the local. I want readers to see beneath the words I write rather than have them 'work' at figuring out the local dialect. It's interesting how many non-local readers see the symbols and metaphors and other figures of speech, and connect them to the human experience. I truly appreciate them for doing this.

Having written for various media AND for ads, I've come to understand this too...a blog style is different from book style which is different from tv style which is different from movie style.

Oh...something I almost forgot...you know how those ole time story tellers would pause to explain a word, a phrase, a thought? That's what I hope I'm doing too...imitating them in some way. I've had enough ole time story tellers in the family to learn from.

Guyana-Gyal said...

I actually wrote the above mostly for myself, come to think of it....

hyndm said...

i respect the thoughtful, considerate, and compassionate writing style you share through the blog. no disrespect intended.

Guyana-Gyal said...

Hyndm, I'm glad you asked...it gave me the opportunity to think, to not sit back and be complacent. That's why I said I wrote that long bit of explanation, I was talking to you, but talking out loud to myself too.

hyndm said...

thank you. i learn a lot from your comments

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