Like plenty bloggers, I am “faas”. Meaning curious.
I does lurk ‘round other people blogs…
I ‘specially like to read what they say ‘bout theyself when they get tag. But I does hope I don’t get tag. Filling out them things take up precious lurking time.
But eh-eh, no, life don’t go so. Can’t blog and don’t get tag. One day somebody gon tag you. And that is what Chrome do to me.
So, here me is:
Seven Things I…
Plan to Do Before I Die:
1. Live ‘til age 90-something, chooking folks with me walking stick, uttering peppery ol’ lady things.
2. Be the best auntie in the world. Spoil niece and nephews.
3. Earn big, fat paisa [$$] from writing.
4. Grow parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. Got basil already.
5. Drive a truck.
[Heh, if I gon drive truck here I might as well go to truck drivers home, blow me truck horn braaap braaaaap when they sleeping. And belch thick, black carbon smoke into they home. Just like what they does do to decent people. Heh, just a li’l off the road rage there…]
6. Own all the CD’s / music that me ever like.
7. Destroy every single mosquito in the world.
[Two slaughtered this morning!!!].
Things I Can Do:
1. Laugh kya kyaaaa loud like a market vendor.
3. Dream. Wake up. Go back to sleep, finish the dream.
4. Listen to people tell they life stories [a.k.a. “faas”…curious…]
5. Console people.
6. Collect junk.
7. Talk ‘til people ears droop with misery.
Things I Can’t Do:
1. Tolerate Tartuffe, holy hypocrite cousin of Kamla the cleaning lady.
2. Fist fight.
3. Belch at will like cousin Analis and she sister and brother.
5. Eat meat.
6. Stay angry for long.
[N.B. Long-standing annoyance against Tartuffe don’t count].
7. Math [fingers, toes is me abacus].
Things I say most:
2. Oh crap.
3. To rahtid [Jamaican expression].
4. Oh shucks.
5. You’re not LISTENING!
6. Stchuuuups. [This is a long stewing sound you make with teeth and tongue to express bloody hell, amusement, superior intelligence, depend on the context…]
7. You’re not listening to ME!
Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Dry / corny sense of humour, can laugh at heself.
3. Kind / compassionate.
5. Analytic mind.
6. Patience [long suffering appreciated].
7. Can cook.
Celebrity crushes. [None. But if I got to have:]
1. Shah Rukh Khan [Bollywood].
2. Arjun Ramphal [Bollywood].
3. Ian Thorpe [Aussie swimmer].
4. Hugh Jackman.
5. Jugh Hackman.
6. Mugh Jackhan.
7. Guhh Kacjman.
Now…‘cause I want to peek in other people mind, I tag:
Piu Piu get tag by Chrome, otherwise, she woulda be the next victim.
And though they ain’t got no blog, how ‘bout Twine and Kung Fu Mama?
Thank you, thank you.
Newsflash: Third mosquito just slaughtered!!!