This is real Eyepass!!!
Yes, Eyepass, Guyanese word for Disrespect.
Impertinence, Insolence. Impudence.
Rudeness, Impoliteness and Offensiveness.
A few days ago I decide to start a One-Woman Enterprise to bring in Income [alright, alright, euphemism for ‘to get rich quick’]…and to bring Attention and Tourism to we beautiful rainforest country.
[See here and here for me ideas so far].
The second plan, Vampire Slaying Deal, as you can see, is a very sensible one. While them foreign parents gone out to have some fun, them foreign kiddies can be in a safe environment, and they can swat mosquitoes to they hearts’ content, learn mosquito history, and take them home as souvenir.
Now! Everybody know that mosquitoes bad, right?
They spread things like dengue, malaria, Nile River Something, Ross River Something…fever, chills, ague.
So logically, you would think that a creature that harming people deserve a good swatting, right?
Them mosquitoes now think them have Rights, just like we bandits here what some actually believe is Human and have Rights.
Look, just look at THIS dreadful correspondence I get this morning.
In fairness, as blood is thicker than water, this reply is required.
If we are further provoked we cannot rule out taking industrial action.
We believe 'the right to bite is immutable'.
Affiliates of Mosquitoes International remain firm in their solidarity.Our chant on the swarm lines is 'the mosquitoes, united, will never be defeated!’
Sent with the ravenous appetite of our sisterhood from your ever-buzzing brethren Down Under.
Ozzie the Mozzie
PS To all humans:We are organised and thirsty, so you can swat 'til you drop!
Now, tell me if this ain’t Eyepass?
I gone to think about Plan of Action.
[Y’know, I seriously thinking o’ offering this Vampire Slaying Deal for FREE.]